When Monsters come out. Run.

captainsart:

Here’s some tips, of course nothing professional, but things I’ve learned myself.

Hope it helps some of you guys. ovo

iamtoothless:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

relatablefangirl:

poking-roger-waters-penis:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

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You guys thought I was kidding…

omG

it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas

an-egg:

if the homestuck fandom applied their observational skills to school or work instead of a webcomic they would all be extremely successful in life i have never seen such a large group of people able to pick up tiny tiny details and loopholes in a plot ever before  holy shit

svea-sickness:

n every nite i dream of u

svea-sickness:

n every nite i dream of u

24,093 plays

viria:

Matchbox Twenty-How Far We’ve Come (click here if the song doens’t play for any reason)

I did it. big thing.I did it and I am so so so prouudddddd uvu

guys, there’s a small warning..I think I went a bit masochistic on this one, so don’t blame me for all of my worst possible scenarios ; well one at least.

hope you’ll like it!:33

the end.

*everyone who is not in Percy Jackson fandom and had to scroll down all the way through your dashboard because of this I am sorry*

vector-nyu:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

alittlesherlocked:

definedbyfire:

illsevenyournine:

d0nnerparty-allnight:

fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.

OH

MY

GOD

And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!

ALL OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CANON ACCEPTED.

bemusedlybespectacled:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING